livin' the dream

So. To recap:

My Minnesotan adventure was an overall success. I saw old relatives and they saw me; I went gambling and won a ton of money.

I saw sharks, and pirrahna; hobos and late shows. Went to a Hollywood video, and got stuck in the snow.

You see, when it starts snowing in Minnesota no one leaves house; studs are banned on tires - in my eye to slow routes.

Rode buses and trains, saw dying eyes and the streets of Minneapolis in neon flames.

It was also my great pleasure to give up my seat on my plane back. I got stuck in Denver for a day and a half, and the wind made me think of home. There was a lady on the bus downtown who kept raving about dark-skins and how we're in Sodom and Gamorrah, that we're all going to die. She said this with a wild glaze in her eye from that firey clear liquid that turns peasants into prophets. Of East-European nationals into American demographics.

I also received a free hotel room, free meals and $600 in airline vouchers for this great incovnenience. The latter of which I have until next February to use.

3 days from now I will be leaving, somehow...whether by Volvo or bus to the Great One. Denali National Park. I will be living and working there the entirety of the summer and will be paid handsomely to do so. When I get back it is my full intention to take my road trip..I have dreams about Death Valley at night, the likes of which you cannot see between the traffic and street lights. After that I think I will go to Durban, South Africa and sleep on the couch of my friend. You can keep your 5 star hotels.

I will be 21 this July, and that means I'll be legally of age to consume that death-liquid. Instead of visiting a sleazy bar full of carcinogens, shattered psyches and drowned memories I plan to do something much greater. I am going to go paragliding with view of the biggest mountain in North and South America. Bigger than all the ones in Australia, Antartica, Africa, and Europe. The one more people die trying to climb than Everest.

4.5.07 10:24